: Saturday , June 30, 2012 Scared shit Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude , the captain announced : Ladies and Gentlemen , this is your Captain . Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good , so we should have a smooth uneventful flight . So sit back , relax and . OH , MY GOD Silence followed Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom . Ladies and gentlemen , I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you , a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap . You should see the front of my pants An elderly Irish passenger yelled back . For Christ sake . You should see the back of mine Labels : Jokes Email This BlogThis Share to Twitter Share to Facebook No :