In this day and age when the sanctity of Holidays gets trampled by consumerism, this potentially offensive (to people other than us, obviously) fake motivational poster caused us to have an epiphany: We, the People, can no longer tell the difference between the saving of $5 on a useless item for the house and the [...]
OK, bees, wasps and any other flying things that try to hitch a ride in this…. Your lives will end in a very bad way …… Yesterday I went outside to enjoy the balmy weather we’re having, and took a short walk around the courtyard of my building. Within seconds I was hit in the [...]Tuesday , February 21, 2012 My newest bumper sticker available for sale in my GeezerShop Labels : Bumper Stickers : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom You've landed on Geezer : Planet Home Geezer Planet Bumper Stickers Columnist , Arthur Ritis Geezers Gone Wild Memory Lane GP Blog Buddies Take Me To Your Leader Follow by Email Choose your favorite category Photos 326 Jokes 185 Cartoons 118 Fashion 56 Videos 56 Entertainment News 50 Health News 47 Good Reading 27 Random Thoughts 25 Bumper Stickers 23 News 20 Politics 16 technology 15 Holidays 11 Animals 10 Sports 8 Geezer Planet Wisdom 7 Retirement News 7 Gray Knights MC 4 Family and Friends 2 Science 1 Twitter Follow me on Twitter Tweet Senior Citizen Self Defense Recent Comments Sites
My friend and co-worker Jason finally finished a bathroom renovation last weekend and that’s how he came to receive this from me. Toilet paper is the perfect congratulations gift, wouldn’t you say? He took the renovation plunge almost two years ago, which is about twenty three months longer than I could stand to wait. I’d [...]
Today I helped a client, a Professor Emeritus, troubleshoot his email. I often have to take my glasses on and off because I’m near-sighted. While working on his PC, I took them off so I could do close-up work. When I finished fixing his problem, I stood and gave him his seat back. He tested [...]: Saturday , February 4, 2012 The Knob A woman in her sixties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift . The surgeon told her about a new procedure called The Knob , where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift . Of course , the woman wanted The Knob . Over the course of the years , the woman tightened the knob , and the effects were wonderful the woman remained young looking and vibrant . After fifteen years , the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems . All these years , everything has been working just fine . I've had to turn the knob and I've always loved the results . But now I've developed two annoying problems : First , I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob
Got your popcorn and Milk Duds? Dim the lights, turn off your cell phones, sit back and relax, because it’s time for Clown Day: The Movie! If you want to watch it in widescreen, please view it at YouTube. Enjoy!Friday , February 3, 2012 I am really concerned about my elderly parents who are living in Michigan . I just got off the phone with my father who is up north right now at his little cottage . He said that the snow is nearly waist high . The temperature is at minus 10 degrees and the snow is still dropping . The wind is increasing to near gale force . Even the plows are having a hard time getting around , some trees are down too . The roads are closed , and alerts are on all the TV and radio stations urging people to stay off the highway . He said my mom has done nothing but look through the window for hours on end , just staring . He says he's concerned that if it gets much worse , he may have to let her . in Labels : Jokes : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe