Monday , January 23, 2012 An old Italian man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table , gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss , then says she'll see him later and walks . away The wife glares at her husband and says , Who was that Oh , replies the husband , she's my mistress . Well , that's the last straw , says the wife . I've had enough , I want a divorce I can understand that , replies her husband , but remember , if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club . No more credit card and large Bank accounts . But . The decision is all yours . Just then , a mutual friend