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Updated: 2012-01-31 00:55:00



: Sunday , January 29, 2012 Website Update My website www.geezerplanet.com is down temporarily . My computer recently got a virus that couldn't be removed so I had to purchase a new computer . The problem is that the software program I used , Microsoft FrontPage , doesn't work with my new computer because of it's 64 bit operating system . Seems that all computers sold now are 64 bit . Still working on that issue . Fortunately , I can still post to my blog here from any computer anywhere . Seems like this is the way to go but I don't have much control of the layout and . design Labels : News : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom You've landed on Geezer : Planet Home Geezer Planet Bumper Stickers Columnist , Arthur Ritis Geezers



Monday , January 23, 2012 An old Italian man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table , gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss , then says she'll see him later and walks . away The wife glares at her husband and says , Who was that Oh , replies the husband , she's my mistress . Well , that's the last straw , says the wife . I've had enough , I want a divorce I can understand that , replies her husband , but remember , if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club . No more credit card and large Bank accounts . But . The decision is all yours . Just then , a mutual friend



A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a [...]
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see [...]
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
: Thursday , January 5, 2012 Two Old Lawyers Two old lawyers had been stranded on a desert island 30 years . The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food . Each day one of the old lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming . One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree , WOW , I just can't believe my eyes . There is a woman out there floating in our direction . The old lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said , You're hallucinating , you've finally lost your mind . But within a few minutes , up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman , face up , totally naked , unconscious , without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person . The two old lawyers went down to the water , dragged her up on