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    Updated: 2012-01-29 07:05:00
    : Sunday , January 29, 2012 Website Update My website www.geezerplanet.com is down temporarily . My computer recently got a virus that couldn't be removed so I had to purchase a new computer . The problem is that the software program I used , Microsoft FrontPage , doesn't work with my new computer because of it's 64 bit operating system . Seems that all computers sold now are 64 bit . Still working on that issue . Fortunately , I can still post to my blog here from any computer anywhere . Seems like this is the way to go but I don't have much control of the layout and . design Labels : News : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom You've landed on Geezer : Planet Home Geezer Planet Bumper Stickers Columnist , Arthur Ritis Geezers

  • Senior Recreation

    Updated: 2012-01-29 06:46:00

  • Shuffling - 45th Annual Old Time Fiddlers Convention

    Updated: 2012-01-27 03:28:00

  • Shuffling - 45th Annual Old Time Fiddlers Convention

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  • Some politicians kiss babies some....

    Updated: 2012-01-24 13:15:00

  • Some politicians kiss babies some....

    Updated: 2012-01-23 18:43:00
    Monday , January 23, 2012 An old Italian man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table , gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss , then says she'll see him later and walks . away The wife glares at her husband and says , Who was that Oh , replies the husband , she's my mistress . Well , that's the last straw , says the wife . I've had enough , I want a divorce I can understand that , replies her husband , but remember , if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club . No more credit card and large Bank accounts . But . The decision is all yours . Just then , a mutual friend

  • Some politicians kiss babies some....

    Updated: 2012-01-21 21:45:00

  • As we get older we should exercise more so we can kick ass.

    Updated: 2012-01-20 00:28:00

  • Daughter Wants to Become a Prostitute… and Mom Objects!

    Updated: 2012-01-18 15:46:52
    Just… WOW. When Blakk Frogg read this Dear Abby article he nearly choked on his breakfast. Ha ha. 18-yr old daughter lost her job and now wants to become a prostitute. Sound like something too hard to believe? Read the full article here on Yahoo! and see for yourself, ua’ filthy bunch of non-believers! Blakk [...]

  • January 20 is Clown Day

    Updated: 2012-01-16 23:17:24
    Many of you know that this Friday, January 20th, is Clown Day. The day I agreed I would go to work dressed in full clown gear after you donated so much to my food bank fundraiser. Let me tell you, it’s hard being a clown. But it’s also some of the most fun I’ve had [...]

  • As we get older we should exercise more so we can kick ass.

    Updated: 2012-01-16 19:24:00

  • As we get older we should exercise more so we can kick ass.

    Updated: 2012-01-16 19:22:00

  • Employee Busted for Mail Order Bride Prank

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:41:41
    Home About Contact Office Pranks Office Jokes Office Poems Funny Videos In The News Polls Random Links Other Office Humor Blog Office pranks , jokes , news , videos , and other work . distractions Friday , July 08, 2011 Employee Busted for Mail Order Bride Prank Obviously I think office pranks are a good thing . They are a way to make work more fun while hopefully improving employee relationships . Of course , some pranks go too far which is what Houston Independent School District thinks is the case when a procurement manager solicited a mail-order bride for a . co-worker There's more than just the mail-order bride prank that's got the employee in hot water , but it's weird that the employer would raise such a stink about it when it's really not all that bad of a prank . The employee also

  • Welfare Check Fun and Games

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:41:03
    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a [...]

  • Cocaine… Your Kids WILL Find It!

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:41:02
    For those of you with a drug problem and children at home, don’t let this happen to you! Hide your drugs in more appropriate places! Sarcastic MySpace Comments

  • Sheila is Blowing Chunks

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:41:01
    Although the whole ‘talking babies’ thing got played out YEARS AGO, every once in a while a funny picture surfaces… like this one: Sarcastic MySpace Comments

  • Finish What You Start — Stress Relief

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:41:00
    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see [...]

  • Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp… at Walmart

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:59
    Never thought I’d ever see something in Walmart that I simply just cannot live without… until now. For Christmas I’d like a “Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp” Sarcastic MySpace Comments Naturally I wonder what sort of options the Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp comes with. A bib, perhaps? And can you order your Sip-n-Slurp in a choice of hair colors? Body [...]

  • Farmer, Game Warden and Dynamite

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:59
    Every Sunday afternoon everyone in the neighborhood would meet at the nearby cross roads and country store to compare their weekend catches. Everyone had normal size fish except this one old farmer who had always brought in huge fish. The game warden heard about this and showed up one Sunday afternoon. After inspecting the old [...]

  • Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Ever?

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:58
    With the approach of Halloween comes the inevitable slew of interesting and unusual costume pictures getting posted on the Internet. Today we’d like to highlight a Halloween costume that we believe may win first prize for most disgusting Halloween costume ever. Enjoy! Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Idea: Tampon Ninja For those of you NOT interested [...]

  • Baggy Pants Affecting Halloween

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:57
    No one appreciates the fact that ‘nut hugger’ jeans have (mostly) fallen out of fashion more than Blakk Frogg but someone REALLY needs to put limitations on the whole baggy pants epidemic that has now, as illustrated by the two Halloween Costumes below, infected Halloween. Pull Up Your D@#n Pants, Ya’ Dolphin! Buy a Belt, [...]

  • An American Moment. . .

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:56
    What’s more American than listening to G’n'R Paradise City in the garage, drinking beer, cleaning the garage, and making sure the kids don’t kill each other. . . with meat on the grill. . firearms safely stored. . just got permission from the neighbor to walk in his yard to stain that side of the [...]

  • Joke of the Day Pakistani and American joke

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:50
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing No response to Pakistani and American joke” Leave a response Comments Atom Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Labels Computer

  • Joke of the Day weighed like a baby

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:49
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex wife before we do this i have something i have to tell . u husband we're married now , u can tell me . anything wife I'm flat . chested husband i don't believe u . prove . it So she takes off her . shirt husband holy shit i never seen a smaller chest , but i have something i have to tell u . too wife we're married now u can tell me . anything husband i am weighed like a baby wife i don't believe you , prove . it So he takes off his . pants wife i thought u said u were weighed like a baby husband i am 6lbs 7ounces One response to weighed like a baby” Leave a response

  • Joke of the Day Jewelry my dear Jewelry 8221

    Updated: 2012-01-16 00:40:49
    : , . . skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Jewelry , my dear . Jewelry . 8221 Author عطرت at 4:04 AM Friday , July 3, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks . in Mother , where do babies come from The mother thinks for a few seconds and says , Well dear , Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married . One night they go into their bedroom , they kiss and hug and have sex . 8221 The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues , That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina . That’s how you get a baby , honey . 8221 The child seems to . comprehend Oh , I see , but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth . What do you get

  • Old Age

    Updated: 2012-01-09 01:26:00
    An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

  • Two Old Lawyers

    Updated: 2012-01-05 00:08:00
    : Thursday , January 5, 2012 Two Old Lawyers Two old lawyers had been stranded on a desert island 30 years . The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food . Each day one of the old lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming . One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree , WOW , I just can't believe my eyes . There is a woman out there floating in our direction . The old lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said , You're hallucinating , you've finally lost your mind . But within a few minutes , up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman , face up , totally naked , unconscious , without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person . The two old lawyers went down to the water , dragged her up on

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