: Sunday , May 27, 2012 0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in big trouble . He forgot his wedding anniversary . His wife of forty years was really pissed . She told him Tomorrow morning , I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE The next morning Bob got up early and left for work . When his wife woke up , she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway . Confused , the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway , brought the box back in the house . She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale . Bob has been missing since . Friday Labels : Jokes Email This BlogThis Share to Twitter Share to Facebook 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to :