• Good Deed Gone Wrong

    Updated: 2012-05-31 18:57:15
    So I’m walking to my car after grocery shopping and notice a woman parked next to my car. She’s leaning into the driver’s side, with her empty cart positioned behind her. I decide to give her a moment to load up her car and then wheel her cart back to the cart corral and then [...]

  • 2 toilet seats were stolen from the local police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

    Updated: 2012-05-31 11:34:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #65

    Updated: 2012-05-31 08:53:51
    Never Kiss a Monkey place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics You Carry the Wood and I’ll Have a Cigarette place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments [...]

  • Generations

    Updated: 2012-05-30 12:02:00

  • Mr. Chan shops around for that special anniversary gift.

    Updated: 2012-05-30 11:31:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #64

    Updated: 2012-05-30 08:53:51
    Treat Me Like An Old Shoe, The Graphic! place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Warning About Red Lobster Warning: Mature Content click to view the graphicSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Pee in her mouth? place [...]

  • Grandpa loves showing off to the kids

    Updated: 2012-05-30 01:18:00

  • Mr. Chan shops around for that special anniversary gift.

    Updated: 2012-05-29 18:08:00
    A little old man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right." "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?" "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778931838364752993-1830400103917233072?l=seniorcitizenhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /

  • "There's an awful lot of alcohol in beer Don." "Get my cigarettes Chris."

    Updated: 2012-05-29 12:43:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #63

    Updated: 2012-05-29 08:53:51
    Homer Explains Relationship Between Alcohol and Life place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics 3 Rules For Getting Older place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and [...]

  • It's also a recliner

    Updated: 2012-05-28 22:18:00

  • Bozo the Frog. Jump ya bastard!

    Updated: 2012-05-28 19:20:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #62

    Updated: 2012-05-28 08:53:51
    Deer Hunting… Gator Style! place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Big Texan Alligator place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Bathroom Makes Men Nervous [...]

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    Updated: 2012-05-27 14:37:00
    : Sunday , May 27, 2012 0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in big trouble . He forgot his wedding anniversary . His wife of forty years was really pissed . She told him Tomorrow morning , I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE The next morning Bob got up early and left for work . When his wife woke up , she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway . Confused , the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway , brought the box back in the house . She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale . Bob has been missing since . Friday Labels : Jokes Email This BlogThis Share to Twitter Share to Facebook 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to :

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #61

    Updated: 2012-05-27 08:53:51
    Redneck Lottery Winner place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Palm Pilot place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Wyldgirls Porn Zebra place your [...]

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    Updated: 2012-05-26 17:13:00
    Saturday , May 26, 2012 Wood carving by Dale Green : http : dalegreenwoodcarving.blogspot.com Labels : Photos Email This BlogThis Share to Twitter Share to Facebook 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom Photos 371 Jokes 197 Cartoons 131 Fashion 66 Entertainment News 60 Videos 59 Health News 51 Good Reading 28 Random Thoughts 25 News 24 Bumper Stickers 23 Politics 20 technology 17 Animals 16 Geezer Planet Wisdom 13 Holidays 12 Sports 12 Retirement News 8 Gray Knights MC 4 Stud Muffin of the Month 3 Family and Friends 1 Nature 1 Science 1 Get on the Geezer Planet Mailing List . The latest updates delivered daily . Enter email : address More Pages . Geezer Planet Bumper Stickers Columnist , Arthur Ritis Geezers Gone Wild Memory Lane GP Blog

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    Updated: 2012-05-26 12:21:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #60

    Updated: 2012-05-26 08:53:51
    Redneck Cat place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Guest Bedrooms place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Wedding Reception place your cursor [...]

  • I just love it when the ballet comes to town.

    Updated: 2012-05-25 16:16:00

  • The newest Boy Band.

    Updated: 2012-05-25 11:17:00

  • Sexy? Depends.

    Updated: 2012-05-24 09:57:00

  • Memories

    Updated: 2012-05-24 09:52:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #59

    Updated: 2012-05-24 08:53:51
    Redneck Weather Station place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Gingerbread House place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Cat Carrier place your [...]

  • Booyah! Wassup? Old Geezer in da house.

    Updated: 2012-05-24 02:53:00

  • Weird Guy in the Men’s Room

    Updated: 2012-05-24 01:11:25
    I don’t profess to know what goes on in a typical men’s room and I don’t have a desire to know, really. What happens in the men’s room should stay in the men’s room. Except that weird things happen in the men’s rooms where I work and I’m unprotected from these stories, which my male [...]

  • Look, 3 bills. Shit... now I want Fruit Loops.

    Updated: 2012-05-23 11:31:00

  • Stuff to Make You Laugh — #58

    Updated: 2012-05-23 08:53:51
    Redneck Grill place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Game of Horseshoes place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML codeSimply Frogg and Americas Bestfree jokes, comments and graphics Redneck Lawnmower place your cursor [...]

  • Look, 3 bills. Shit... now I want Fruit Loops.

    Updated: 2012-05-23 02:24:00

  • Belts. So much more than just a fashion accessory.

    Updated: 2012-05-22 11:35:00

  • Belts. So much more than just a fashion accessory.

    Updated: 2012-05-21 14:44:00

  • Old man Leroy was never quite the same after the folding beach chair accident.

    Updated: 2012-05-19 15:41:00
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    Updated: 2012-05-19 01:26:00
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  • Fully paid up

    Updated: 2012-05-18 11:56:00

  • At least it's off the books

    Updated: 2012-05-18 11:31:00

  • At least it's off the books

    Updated: 2012-05-17 10:37:00

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