• Fishing Tip

    Updated: 2012-03-30 11:09:00
    : Friday , March 30, 2012 Fishing Tip It was a cold winter day . An old man walked out onto a frozen lake , cut a hole in the ice , dropped in his fishing line , and waited patiently for a bite . He was there for almost an hour , without even a nibble , when a young boy walked out onto the ice , cut a hole in the ice next to him . The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass . The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck . Shortly thereafter , the young boy pulled in another large catch . The young boy kept catching fish after fish . Finally , the old man couldn’t take it any longer . Son” he said , I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble . You’ve been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish

  • ET Phone Home

    Updated: 2012-03-29 01:21:00
    : Wednesday , March 28, 2012 ET Phone Home Retired engineer Ken Dobson received the shock of his life when he spotted Steven Spielberg creation ET staring back at him while chopping up some wood in his . garden Read more : http : www.metro.co.uk weird 892996-e-tree-face-of-sci-fi-alien-e-t-spotted-by-pensioner-in-wiltshire-tree-trunk ixzz1qSbqIuYU Labels : News Email This BlogThis Share to Twitter Share to Facebook 1 comments : Stephen Hayes said . I don't see ET , I see Tudor Turtle . Anyone remember Tudor Turtle March 28, 2012 10:43 PM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom Humor directory Photos 331 Jokes 188 Cartoons 119 Fashion 60 Videos 58 Entertainment News 53 Health News 48 Good Reading 28 Random Thoughts 25 Bumper Stickers 23 News 22 Politics

  • We’re Quitting Our Jobs

    Updated: 2012-03-28 22:05:05
    It’s official. My husband and I are quitting our day jobs. Why? Because we need more time in the day to play Facebook games. It’s extremely hard work trying to squeeze in three hours of game play every day when you have to work eight hours at something else. We’re addicted – like morphine addicted [...]

  • Smart Dog Can Do Math

    Updated: 2012-03-26 15:03:05
    A little boy took his dog on a “take your pet to school” day. There were prizes for the smallest, the prettiest, the cutest, and the smartest pet. Determined that his dog win a prize, the boy put his pet through a whole series of tricks. Finally the boy turned to the dog and asked, [...]

  • Geezer Bling

    Updated: 2012-03-25 16:44:00

  • Your Weight, Please

    Updated: 2012-03-25 15:03:29
    Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt’s name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. “I need to get your weight today,” said the nurse. Without a moment’s hesitation, my aunt replied, “One hour [...]

  • Thai Food Explosion

    Updated: 2012-03-25 14:03:22
    Looking for the perfect invitation to send your friends when you feel like grabbing some super spicy Thai food for lunch or dinner? Look no further! Thai Native Noodles Makes the Rectum Flame!

  • A What’s That Winner!

    Updated: 2012-03-24 23:00:59
    Really, Ordinary Sarah? Seriously? Within minutes of my posting a What’s That object, you are the first to respond and you get it correct? Are you a robot? Do you have magic powers? Did you hack my email account and read about me telling my friends and family what a great stumper this was gonna [...]

  • Sexually Harrassed on the Tour Bus

    Updated: 2012-03-24 14:03:53
    On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that very [...]

  • Viagra and the Headache

    Updated: 2012-03-24 13:03:26
    The foundation of any relationship usually has something to do with communication. When a man and woman in a committed relationship spend a lot of time trying to figure out what thought each other has on their mind, they miss out on so many opportunities to call a divorce attorney. The couple below will not [...]

  • New Game at Neighborhood Swingers Party

    Updated: 2012-03-23 14:31:59
    One Monday morning, Roy, the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like [...]

  • Who Stole Your Bike?

    Updated: 2012-03-23 13:03:43
    As children many of you faced hardships resulting from other children stealing your toys in the sand box, stealing your toys on the playground, taking your toys in the classroom, and outright stealing your bike while you swam in the local watering hole. Looking back, don’t you wish you had a superhero or, perhaps, a [...]

  • The All New All Terrain Wheelchair

    Updated: 2012-03-23 09:02:00

  • True Love Lasts… FOREVER

    Updated: 2012-03-22 16:43:37
    If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it: What Does Everlasting Love REALLY Look Like? Blakk Frogg says, “If you must die during a moment of passion, and not one by yourself, have the courtesy to let the other [...]

  • Laughing at Other People’s Farts

    Updated: 2012-03-22 16:03:20
    While some of you may have looked at the title of this post and thought, “Oh, Frogg, that’s ridiculous! Why would a grown man or woman ever DO such a thing?!?” Frogg’s answer: Because, as George Carlin (RIP) said, “FARTS ARE FUNNY!” At least the sounds associated with them. The noxious, repulsive, toxic, and occasionally [...]

  • Montana Golf Rules About Bears

    Updated: 2012-03-22 14:03:21
    The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle [...]

  • What’s That Wednesday

    Updated: 2012-03-21 20:04:29
    Springtime means beautiful flowers and lush greenery, bursting with enthusiasm, return to my long-slumbering yard. Welcome back, color and life! What else is resurrected? The What’s That Wednesday brain-stumper contest! Today’s item comes from my friend and yours, JD of the I Do Things blog. When she sent me the picture, I had no idea [...]

  • Before Bluetooth there was the rubber band

    Updated: 2012-03-21 11:10:00
    : Wednesday , March 21, 2012 Before Bluetooth there was the rubber band I wonder if it's actually legal It is hands-free after . all Labels : Geezer Planet Wisdom Email This BlogThis Share to Twitter Share to Facebook 1 comments : Stephen Hayes said . See how ingenious we older people are Look and learn , youngsters . March 21, 2012 11:09 AM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom Humor directory Photos 331 Jokes 188 Cartoons 119 Fashion 60 Videos 58 Entertainment News 53 Health News 48 Good Reading 28 Random Thoughts 25 Bumper Stickers 23 News 22 Politics 16 technology 16 Animals 11 Geezer Planet Wisdom 11 Holidays 11 Retirement News 8 Sports 8 Gray Knights MC 4 Family and Friends 2 Stud Muffin of the Month 2 Science 1 You've landed on Geezer : Planet

  • Before Bluetooth there was the rubber band

    Updated: 2012-03-20 10:46:00

  • Joke of the Day weighed like a baby

    Updated: 2012-03-20 02:09:11
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex wife before we do this i have something i have to tell . u husband we're married now , u can tell me . anything wife I'm flat . chested husband i don't believe u . prove . it So she takes off her . shirt husband holy shit i never seen a smaller chest , but i have something i have to tell u . too wife we're married now u can tell me . anything husband i am weighed like a baby wife i don't believe you , prove . it So he takes off his . pants wife i thought u said u were weighed like a baby husband i am 6lbs 7ounces One response to weighed like a baby” Leave a response

  • Joke of the Day

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:09
    skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing Links to this post 0 comments weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there

  • Joke of the Day

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:09
    skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing Links to this post 0 comments weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there

  • Digg Submit a link

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:07
    x Digg Top News Newswire Newsrooms Beta 25be Join Digg Login Submit a Story Submit a story to Digg . Check URL Title Required Description 0 of 0 Technology Science World News Entertainment Lifestyle Business Offbeat Politics Sports More topics Gaming Post Story Digg Inc . 2012 About Digg Advertise Partners API Resources Blogs Contact Us Jobs Help FAQ Terms of Service Topics Privacy Digg Give us feedback Ideas Help Take the survey

  • Joke of the Day

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:03
    skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing Links to this post 0 comments weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there

  • Joke of the Day humar

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:03
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Showing posts with label humar Show all posts Showing posts with label humar Show all posts humer joke Author عطرت at 9:56 PM Sunday , July 26, 2009 Navigation humar A Gull got job newly as a computer operator at his first day he worked 11 hours Boss was very happy and asked to report what you did in these 11 hours Gull : i saw the buttons on keyboard were not configured correctly so in these 11 hours i adjusted them alphabetically Links to this post 0 comments Funny Joke : Good morning my Father in Law Author عطرت at 1:29 AM Thursday , July 23, 2009 Navigation humar at morning a couple was walking wife saw a donkey and said to her husband say morning to this one your relative Husband : Good morning my

  • Joke of the Day Pakistani and American joke

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:03
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing No response to Pakistani and American joke” Leave a response Comments Atom Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Labels Computer

  • Joke of the Day

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:03
    skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact life without clothes Author عطرت at 9:22 AM Saturday , August 15, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes we spend a lot of money on clothes but the most enjoyable moments of our life are without clothes William Sexpare Links to this post 0 comments humer joke Author عطرت at 9:56 PM Sunday , July 26, 2009 Navigation humar A Gull got job newly as a computer operator at his first day he worked 11 hours Boss was very happy and asked to report what you did in these 11 hours Gull : i saw the buttons on keyboard were not configured correctly so in these 11 hours i adjusted them alphabetically Links to this post 0 comments Funny Joke : Good morning my Father in Law Author عطرت at 1:29 AM Thursday , July 23, 2009 Navigation

  • Joke of the Day weighed like a baby

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:02
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex wife before we do this i have something i have to tell . u husband we're married now , u can tell me . anything wife I'm flat . chested husband i don't believe u . prove . it So she takes off her . shirt husband holy shit i never seen a smaller chest , but i have something i have to tell u . too wife we're married now u can tell me . anything husband i am weighed like a baby wife i don't believe you , prove . it So he takes off his . pants wife i thought u said u were weighed like a baby husband i am 6lbs 7ounces One response to weighed like a baby” Leave a response

  • Joke of the Day Pakistani and American joke

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:02
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing No response to Pakistani and American joke” Leave a response Comments Atom Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Labels Computer

  • Joke of the Day Pakistani and American joke

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:02
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Pakistani and American joke Author عطرت at 12:39 PM Wednesday , July 22, 2009 Navigation humar An American came in Pakistan and saw a newly constructed building he asked a Pakistani engineer American in how many time this building was constructed . Pakistani in one month our engineers can build with in 2 weeks replied the American and saw another building and asked the same question Pakistani in two weeks American oops we can build within 2 days . in another street American saw an old building and asked same question Pakistani Sorry i don't know half an hour ago there was nothing No response to Pakistani and American joke” Leave a response Comments Atom Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Labels Computer

  • Joke of the Day weighed like a baby

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:08:00
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact weighed like a baby Author عطرت at 2:50 PM Monday , July 6, 2009 A newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex wife before we do this i have something i have to tell . u husband we're married now , u can tell me . anything wife I'm flat . chested husband i don't believe u . prove . it So she takes off her . shirt husband holy shit i never seen a smaller chest , but i have something i have to tell u . too wife we're married now u can tell me . anything husband i am weighed like a baby wife i don't believe you , prove . it So he takes off his . pants wife i thought u said u were weighed like a baby husband i am 6lbs 7ounces One response to weighed like a baby” Leave a response

  • Joke of the Day Dirty Jokes

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:07:52
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Showing posts with label Dirty Jokes Show all posts Showing posts with label Dirty Jokes Show all posts life without clothes Author عطرت at 9:22 AM Saturday , August 15, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes we spend a lot of money on clothes but the most enjoyable moments of our life are without clothes William Sexpare Links to this post 0 comments Jewelry , my dear . Jewelry . 8221 Author عطرت at 4:04 AM Friday , July 3, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks . in Mother , where do babies come from The mother thinks for a few seconds and says , Well dear , Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married . One night they go into their bedroom , they

  • Joke of the Day Jewelry my dear Jewelry 8221

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:07:52
    : , . . skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Jewelry , my dear . Jewelry . 8221 Author عطرت at 4:04 AM Friday , July 3, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks . in Mother , where do babies come from The mother thinks for a few seconds and says , Well dear , Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married . One night they go into their bedroom , they kiss and hug and have sex . 8221 The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues , That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina . That’s how you get a baby , honey . 8221 The child seems to . comprehend Oh , I see , but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth . What do you get

  • Joke of the Day Jewelry my dear Jewelry 8221

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:07:52
    : , . . skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Jewelry , my dear . Jewelry . 8221 Author عطرت at 4:04 AM Friday , July 3, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks . in Mother , where do babies come from The mother thinks for a few seconds and says , Well dear , Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married . One night they go into their bedroom , they kiss and hug and have sex . 8221 The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues , That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina . That’s how you get a baby , honey . 8221 The child seems to . comprehend Oh , I see , but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth . What do you get

  • Joke of the Day Jewelry my dear Jewelry 8221

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:07:50
    : , . . skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Jewelry , my dear . Jewelry . 8221 Author عطرت at 4:04 AM Friday , July 3, 2009 Navigation Dirty Jokes A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks . in Mother , where do babies come from The mother thinks for a few seconds and says , Well dear , Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married . One night they go into their bedroom , they kiss and hug and have sex . 8221 The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues , That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina . That’s how you get a baby , honey . 8221 The child seems to . comprehend Oh , I see , but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth . What do you get

  • Joke of the Day Computer

    Updated: 2012-03-19 18:07:49
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Joke of the Day Home About Portfolio Services Contact Showing posts with label Computer Show all posts Showing posts with label Computer Show all posts Super Computer Author عطرت at 1:07 PM Saturday , June 20, 2009 Navigation Computer They say that the new super computer knows everything . A skeptical man came and asked the computer , Where is my father The computer bleeped for a short while , and then came back with Your father is fishing in Michigan . The skeptical man said triumphantly , You see I knew this was nonsense . My father has been dead for twenty years . No replied the super computer immediately . Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years . Your father just landed a three pound trout . Links to this post 1 comment Is Windows a virus

  • iPad

    Updated: 2012-03-17 03:19:00
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  • Thinking of you

    Updated: 2012-03-16 11:00:00

  • Brothers

    Updated: 2012-03-15 17:04:00

  • A Brain Dump Post

    Updated: 2012-03-14 22:59:36
    I generally avoid writing posts made up of a stream of random thoughts, but you know, sometimes you just have to write anything. So here goes, the brain dump: 1.  2011 was the year I ate a PBJ for the first time in my life. 2012 is the year I ate scrapple for the first [...]

  • Hearing Aid

    Updated: 2012-03-14 11:47:00
    : Wednesday , March 14, 2012 Hearing Aid A Southern Baptist preacher said , Anyone with special needs' who wants to be prayed over , please come forward to the front by the altar . With that , Old Tyrone got in line . When it was his turn , the Preacher asked , Tyrone , what do you want me to pray about for you Old Tyrone replied , Preacher , I need you to pray for help with my hearing . The preacher put one finger of one hand in Old Tyrone's ear , placed his other hand on top of Tyrone's head , and then prayed and prayed and prayed . He prayed a blue streak for Tyrone , and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm . After a few minutes , the preacher removed his hands , stood back and asked , Tyrone , how is your hearing now Old Tyrone answered , I don't know , Man . It

  • New ABC Show

    Updated: 2012-03-14 10:32:00

  • The Barber's Little Ball

    Updated: 2012-03-13 10:30:00
    : Tuesday , March 13, 2012 The Little Ball A senior citizen walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut , but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age . The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin . When he’s finished , the old fella tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years . But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball . The barber replied : Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does . Labels : Geezer Planet Wisdom Jokes : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom You've landed on Geezer : Planet Home Geezer Planet Bumper Stickers

  • Homecoming

    Updated: 2012-03-13 00:37:00

  • Homecoming

    Updated: 2012-03-11 20:00:00

  • Homecoming

    Updated: 2012-03-11 19:55:00

  • Homecoming

    Updated: 2012-03-11 19:50:00

  • Just some old geezers getting pranked

    Updated: 2012-03-09 11:48:00
    : Friday , March 9, 2012 Just some old geezers getting pranked Классный розыгрыш в строительном супермарките Labels : Videos : Reactions 1 comments : Stephen Hayes said . I really laughed at this video of the people hanging the shelf . Thanks for sharing it . March 9, 2012 11:39 AM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom You've landed on Geezer : Planet Home Geezer Planet Bumper Stickers Columnist , Arthur Ritis Geezers Gone Wild Memory Lane GP Blog Buddies Take Me To Your Leader Follow by Email Choose your favorite category Photos 328 Jokes 185 Cartoons 118 Fashion 58 Videos 57 Entertainment News 50 Health News 47 Good Reading 27 Random Thoughts 25 Bumper Stickers 23 News 20 Politics 16 technology 15 Animals 11 Holidays 11 Geezer Planet Wisdom 8

  • It seemed like a good idea at the time.

    Updated: 2012-03-09 00:49:00

  • Just some old geezers getting pranked

    Updated: 2012-03-08 11:03:00

  • The Evolution of the CocaCola Bottle

    Updated: 2012-03-06 10:24:00

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