
: skip to main skip to sidebar Monday , April 5, 2010 The New Boots An elderly couple Margaret and Bert , moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots , so , seeing some on sale , he bought them and wore them home . Walking proudly , he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife , Notice anything different about me Margaret looked him over . Nope . Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom , undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots . Again he asked Margaret , a little louder this time , Notice anything different NOW Margaret looked up and exclaimed , Bert , what's different It's hanging down today , it was hanging down yesterday , it'll be hanging down again tomorrow Furious , Bert yelled , AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S