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Don't mess with old people.

Updated: 2010-02-26 01:44:00

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Don't judge too quickly

Updated: 2010-02-13 14:47:00

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: skip to main skip to sidebar Saturday , February 13, 2010 The elderly Muslim lady An elderly Muslim lady was well-known for her faith and for her confidence in talking about it . She would stand in front of her house and say Allah be praised to all those who passed by . Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout , There ain't no Lord Hard times came upon the elderly lady , and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance . She would pray out loud in her night prayer Oh Allah I need food I am having a hard time , please Lord , PLEASE LORD , SEND ME SOME GROCERIES One night the atheist happened to hear her as she was praying , and decided to play a prank on her . The next morning the lady went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries . She raised her hands and shouted , Allah be praised The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said , Aha I told you there was no Lord . I bought those groceries , God didn't . The old lady laughed and clapped her hands and said , ALLAH BE PRAISED . He not only sent me groceries , but he made the devil pay for them Labels : Jokes : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older

The First Senior Moment

Updated: 2010-02-10 23:57:00

An Uncanny Resemblance

Updated: 2010-02-06 20:04:00

One Smart Pig

Updated: 2010-02-06 17:53:00

: skip to main skip to sidebar Saturday , February 6, 2010 One Smart Pig A travelling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch , next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg . The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him . Excuse me sir , but why does your pig only have one leg asked the salesman . Well sonny , I’ll tell ya . One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor overturned , pinning me underneath . I was losing blood and thought I would die when that pig came running . He dug and rooted around with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house . Saved my life that pig did . 8221 Wow , that’s really amazing , 8221 said the salesman , but I still don’t know why the pig only has one leg . 8221 Well I’ll tell ya , 8221 said the farmer . One night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen . Well that pig broke down the door , came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us , saved our lives that pig did Well that’s really great but why does the pig only have one leg Well sonny , when you get a pig that smart , you don’t want to

Old Folks Are Worth a Fortune

Updated: 2010-02-06 14:31:00

Old Folks Are Worth A Fortune.... With silver hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomaches. I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years, some might call me a frivolus old gal. I'm seeing five gentleman every day. As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Auther Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. (He doesn't like to stay in one place for very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.) After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed- with Ben Gay. What a life!

The Beaujolais Bistro

Updated: 2010-02-04 21:45:00

: skip to main skip to sidebar Thursday , February 4, 2010 The Beaujolais Bistro A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner . Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Beaujolais Bistro because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses and really short . skirts 10 years later , at 50 years of age , the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet . Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Beaujolais Bistro because the food there is very good and the wine selection is . excellent 10 years later at 60 years of age , the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet . Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Beaujolais Bistro because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is . smoke-free 10 years later , at 70 years of age , the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet . Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Beaujolais Bistro because the restaurant is wheelchair accessible and they even have an . elevator 10 years later , at 80 years of age , the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet .