• Senior Citizen's Gone Wild

    Updated: 2009-11-30 08:26:00
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Monday , November 30, 2009 Senior Citizen's Gone Wild I wanted to share a fun article with my readers that was sent to me by Gina LaGuardia , Editorial Director of Seniors For Living It's entitled : Seniors Citizens Gone Wild : YouTube Doesn't Lie . If you have a preconceived notion of senior citizens plopping their drooping derrieres into antique rockers , staring at the wall like contemplative Buddhas all wrapped up in crocheted blankets , think again . Thanks to the somewhat vain democracy of YouTube , a different vision of human aging is out there for all to see . When you take a look , it's easy to see that these wild and crazy seniors have a big problem with the concept of acting their age . We say good for them See for yourself CLICK HERE Labels : Videos : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom BLOG INSTRUCTIONS If you're new to BLOGS When you come to the end of each page , click on Older Posts to go to the next page . Click on any picture to see a full size . version Photos 148 Jokes 124 Cartoons 51 Videos 27 Health News 21 Random Thoughts 20 Entertainment News 19 News 16 Fashion 13 Good Reading

  • Life With Dogs: One Word

    Updated: 2009-11-29 22:50:00

  • WorldOfIllusion: Out Comes the Lung.

    Updated: 2009-11-29 20:33:35
    So I am currently in Europe - and sick. Have finished my contiki tour which was great apart from the contiki cough it gave me (the afore mentioned sickness). In other news. I turn 19 very shortly - this is a bad thing. I do not want to be 19, it ...

  • Sammy Barack Obama joins the Rat Pack

    Updated: 2009-11-28 19:00:00

  • Geezers In Office

    Updated: 2009-11-27 16:43:00
    This is the latest edition to my websites political page "Geezer's In Office.

  • No Respect!

    Updated: 2009-11-27 13:04:00
    There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.

  • Grandma's Sex Talk

    Updated: 2009-11-26 22:20:00
    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'

  • I Hate Young People

    Updated: 2009-11-26 00:53:00
    Visit: http://richcollier.com/IHateYoungPeople/videos.html to watch more videos like this.

  • A Happy Thanksgiving To All

    Updated: 2009-11-25 23:41:00
    Last Thanksgiving, I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey. Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department. When everyone at the table takes turns saying what they are thankful for, say, “I'm thankful I didn't get caught,” and refuse to say anything more.

  • Just thinking out loud.

    Updated: 2009-11-24 17:39:00
    : . skip to main skip to sidebar Tuesday , November 24, 2009 Just thinking out . loud I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was . younger There is a great need for a sarcasm font Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person . died How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet How many times is it appropriate to say What before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said MapQuest really needs to start their directions on 5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my . neighborhood I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries . in The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a . text Labels : Random Thoughts : Reactions 3 comments : Anonymous said . Bonjour , www.seniorcitizenhumor.blogspot.com url=http : cialistina.pun.pl Acheter du cialis en ligne[ url url=http : viagradysi.pun.pl Acheter du viagra en ligne[ url url=http : cialisorto.pun.pl Acheter cialis en ligne[ url url=http : viagrakewa.pun.pl Acheter viagra online[ url url=http : cialissexc.pun.pl Acheter du cialis online[ url url=http : viagraginc.pun.pl

  • The $2.99 Special

    Updated: 2009-11-23 20:10:00
    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.''Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!!' stated the waitress.'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

  • Safe Sex For Seniors

    Updated: 2009-11-22 13:23:00

  • I Don't Remember This Movie?

    Updated: 2009-11-22 02:59:00

  • Remember Hollywood Squares

    Updated: 2009-11-21 00:36:00
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Saturday , November 21, 2009 Remember Hollywood Squares These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous , not scripted , as they are now . Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions , of course . IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THE LINES WERE NOT SCRIPTED IF THEY WEREN’T , THEY WERE TRULY COMIC GENISES Q . Paul , what is a good reason for pounding meat A . Paul Lynde About fifteen minutes later Loneliness And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 . minutes Q . Do female frogs croak A . Paul Lynde : If you hold their little heads under water long . enough Q . If you're going to make a parachute jump , at least how high should you be A . Charley Weaver : Three days of steady drinking should do . it Q . True or False , a pea can last as long as 5,000 . years A . George Gobel : Boy , it sure seems that way . sometimes Q . You've been having trouble going to sleep . Are you probably a man or a woman A . Don Knotts : That's what's been keeping me . awake Q . According to Cosmopolitan , if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive , is it okay to come out and ask

  • The shoes make the man.

    Updated: 2009-11-21 00:25:00

  • Senior Citizen Discount

    Updated: 2009-11-21 00:20:00

  • Menage a trois (The threesome)

    Updated: 2009-11-19 02:40:00

  • The End Is Near!!!

    Updated: 2009-11-18 15:03:00
    Two old geezers were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you crazy old fools!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and one of them said to the other, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"

  • Wine for us old geezers

    Updated: 2009-11-18 02:30:00
    Visit: http://www.oldfartwine.com.

  • The Federal Pharmacy (Click to enlarge)

    Updated: 2009-11-18 02:02:00

  • Hangin' out with the boys

    Updated: 2009-11-15 22:51:00
    Jim left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, the old geezer was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

  • Just a couple of dirty old men

    Updated: 2009-11-15 15:42:00

  • Sweet Grandma

    Updated: 2009-11-13 00:50:00

  • Hey... Ya Never Know.

    Updated: 2009-11-12 00:04:00

  • The Importance of Exercise

    Updated: 2009-11-11 11:27:00
    : skip to main skip to sidebar Wednesday , November 11, 2009 The Importance of Exercise Walking can add minutes to your life . This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at 7000 per month . My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he . is The only reason I took up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing . again I have to walk early in the morning , before my brain figures out what I'm . doing The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die , people will say , Well , he looks good doesn't he . We all get heavier as we get older , because there's a lot more information in our heads . That's my story and I'm sticking to . it Labels : Health News : Reactions 0 comments : Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to : Post Comments Atom BLOG INSTRUCTIONS If you're new to BLOGS When you come to the end of each page , click on Older Posts to go to the next page . Click on any picture to see a full size . version Photos 148 Jokes 124 Cartoons 51 Videos 27 Health News 21 Random Thoughts 20 Entertainment News 19 News 16 Fashion 13 Good Reading 6

  • You know you are living in 2009 when...

    Updated: 2009-11-09 00:12:00
    : . skip to main skip to sidebar Monday , November 9, 2009 You know you are living in 2009 when . 1. You accidentally enter your password on the . microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in . years 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to . you 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail . addresses 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the . groceries 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the . screen 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone , which you didn't have for the first 20, 30 or 60 years of your life , is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get . it 10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your . coffee 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile . 12. You're reading this and nodding and . laughing 13. Even worse , you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this . message 14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this . list 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that

  • For Better or Worse?

    Updated: 2009-11-09 00:06:00

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