• My kind of New Years Eve Party. The art work of Terry Rodgers.

    Updated: 2009-12-31 04:23:56
    Terry Rodgers is an artist that I like a lot and does some truly realistic work. This is his party series. I thought that it would work great for all the New Years celebration that will be going on this weekend. I hope that the party that I will be at this weekend goes like this one.

  • Free money

    Updated: 2009-12-31 01:18:33
    FREE MONEY VIRUS There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an email message, with the subject line "Free Money," do not read the message. Delete it immediately, unplug your computer, then burn it to ashes in a government-approved toxic waste disposal...

  • damm its long but funny

    Updated: 2009-12-31 01:13:36
    This is my evolving list of circulating computer-VIRUS jokes. I give credit where possible - if you are an author, please let me know. If you have items to add to the list, please contact me. For virus news and to check if that darn email you're supposed to pass on is a hoax - it probably is -...

  • Just Wondering...

    Updated: 2009-12-30 23:02:04
    I'm thinking about writing a non-sexual story... There will be tension, but no more physical content than than kissing. Could I post it on here?

  • Fulfilling sexual resolutions

    Updated: 2009-12-30 21:45:11
    Well... way back in the beginning of the year, as we all do, I made a few resolutions for myself and set some high expectations for myself. One of which was to build upon my previous year experience of having my first ever threesome, and promising myself to add more encounters like this! ...

  • Lisa's First Foursome

    Updated: 2009-12-30 21:38:22
    :readpb: It was August and Lisa was new at work. She and I got to know each other in the break room. She is 39, almost married at 24 but he backed out so she is still single, but living with John. Lisa has light brown hair, pretty green eyes, freckles and broad shoulders from swimming in...

  • The Best Of....

    Updated: 2009-12-30 04:28:51
    OK, everybody and his fucking sister has a best of this and that thread. So here's mine. Feel free to join in. It can be the best of the decade or the year. One image or a bunch of galleries. Brand new to the site or from an old thread. Something you posted or wish you had gotten to first. ...

  • The end of another year.

    Updated: 2009-12-30 02:40:26
    Soon it will be 2010 and 09' will be a thing of the past. This year had been ups and downs for me, but I got through it. So how did you year go?

  • long time lurker, finally registered

    Updated: 2009-12-29 21:26:13
    New member, loved reading the stories on the site, figured it was time to check out what else there is that is offered, and provide feedback. Who knows, maybe I'll even give writing a try.

  • a new fun machine story f/machine

    Updated: 2009-12-29 18:10:50
    It was a Christmas present she had ordered for herself. Even though she knew what it was, Joan couldn’t wait for it to be delivered. It was two days before the holiday when she got the email confirming it would be delivered the next day and the anticipation had her wet almost the entire day. When...

  • Hello!

    Updated: 2009-12-29 17:09:23
    I hope everyone has enjoyed the holidays, just wanted to say hello and wish all a Happy New Year!

  • HIGH SCHOOL --1959 vs. 2009

    Updated: 2009-12-29 14:26:34
    HIGH SCHOOL --1959 vs. 2009 Although this was originally posted as 1959 comparison, most of these are probably good thru 1979. Looks like the 80's are when things started going down hill. Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot...

  • A Little Nostalgic Fun

    Updated: 2009-12-29 14:25:24
    Imagine the scene: You're in a band and you're playing in Japan. The 10k+ audience sold out the auditorium a week earlier. There is an electric buzz from the audience. The band members gather just offstage and after a quick prayer, you take the stage. The scream from the audience is not unlike that...

  • Hot Babes

    Updated: 2009-12-29 06:13:51
    I admit that I most often post the more Euro style model with all their soft curves but there is nothing like a good old American Babe to get the blood boiling and the juices flowing. Feel free to post your favorites here. This could be an infinitely long thread. Image:...

  • Up Her Ass

    Updated: 2009-12-28 03:25:35
    Lets throw some serious wood on the fire, put some heat in the chili, tonight with some serious ass fucking. Image: http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=157209&stc=1&d=1261970663

  • EMT Humor: Things Heard on The Radio

    Updated: 2009-12-28 00:33:16
    Another funny thing was an old dispatcher of ours was dispatching out a unit to F AVE, and on the radio he described it as "F as in Pharmacy...." holy hell..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Pt is severely dead" I kid you not. Let me...

  • The winner is....Redheads

    Updated: 2009-12-27 20:18:41
    Thanks to everyone who voted in my last thread and was patient enough to wait for this one, here it finally is..the redhead thread.

  • It's one day after Christmas

    Updated: 2009-12-27 14:49:09
    It's one day after Christmas I'm crabby and I'm broke. I'm so full of ham and fruitcake I think I'm gonna croak. It's nice to see the relatives I wonder when they'll leave. They've been camping in my bathroom since early Christmas Eve. They're eating everything in sight and sleeping in my...

  • speeding

    Updated: 2009-12-27 14:45:48
    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when...

  • hello all

    Updated: 2009-12-27 11:59:09
    im new here and always horny maybe we can help each other out

  • Abiceleb

    Updated: 2009-12-27 09:12:36
    Hello all, I've been visiting this site for a few years now reading and enjoying many of the fantasticly hot stories here, so I thought what the heck I should join maybe even write a few of my own stories ;) Anyway my name is Abi short for Abigail, Im 31, bisexual and obviously female. Im a...

  • The headmaster

    Updated: 2009-12-26 23:00:41
    Esme tried realy hard to get through the day without thinking about it, and failed. She knew that it was going to be hard. Esme had been ordered by the "head", to attend his private study immediately after school and wasnt looking forward to it. The last time that this had happened was just...

  • Making your New Year Resolutions.

    Updated: 2009-12-26 19:13:41
    Do you make New Year Resolutions and if so, do you ever keep them?

  • Your new Year's plans.

    Updated: 2009-12-26 19:10:50
    What are you going to do to celebrate the New Year?

  • my first experience with a guy

    Updated: 2009-12-26 01:22:20
    I am a straight male and this is the story of my first experience with another guy. I met this man online several months ago in another forum. We chatted several times and we finally decided to meet up. So we met at a local resturant and ate breakfast and decided to go back to his house. We get...

  • Truly, bad tasteless, useless, dumb Christmas gifts.

    Updated: 2009-12-26 01:04:21
    We all have received a bad Christmas gift or two or more. What was some of your?

  • old lurker new member

    Updated: 2009-12-26 00:06:20
    Finally got around to joining this last week. Like reading the stories.... many of them very good and very hot. Little bout me. 52 and married and closeted bisexual. Tried to get the wife to swing once and she just couldn't do it. I like sex with women better but men are sluts and you know how...

  • Anyone seeing double?

    Updated: 2009-12-25 11:35:36
    Anyone else seeing double?

  • When you fear.....

    Updated: 2009-12-25 04:23:19
    When you fear falling down a chimney, you suffer from Santaclaustrophobia.

  • Christmas Tree Fun Facts

    Updated: 2009-12-24 22:44:14
    More info that I found on the net. Christmas Tree Fun Facts Christmas is almost synonymous with Christmas tree and gifts. Almost all of us wait for the time we start decorating the tree and buying gifts. However, very few people know the numerous fun facts about the Christmas tree. To help...

  • Russian Goddesses

    Updated: 2009-12-24 22:07:20
    If you were alive during the Cold War you know that they demonized everything Russian and scared us to death with what monsters they were. The whole scam would a quickly collapsed if we had gotten to see this face of Russia. This is Mila. Does she look like a monster to you? Looks more like...

  • How NORAD started to track Santa.

    Updated: 2009-12-24 17:07:43
    I got this story from the CNN site and thought that all on here would get a kick out of it. (CNET) -- Last Christmas Eve, Jeff Martin found himself forced to explain to a Canadian general why, when Santa Claus passed through Toronto, Ontario, that night, Google Maps had placed the city in the...

  • When did you find out that Santa was not real?

    Updated: 2009-12-24 17:05:40
    Most of us as kids were told all about Santa and that he would bring us things for Christmas. But sooner or latter we found out that there was no Santa. So how did it happen? How did you find things out and at what age were you. How did you react and did it ruin Christmas for you?

  • Hello

    Updated: 2009-12-24 06:24:55
    Well I'm obviously new here but I finally was able to join. For some reason the site didn't like my old computer. This site seems interesting and fun so far :)

  • Christmas Shopping

    Updated: 2009-12-24 04:57:44
    OK, are you finished? God help you if not. You couldn't pay me to shop tomorrow night. Did you spend more or less this year? Did you over spend (again) ? Did you buy something special for yourself. Something you really wanted? I'm done but I don't shop a lot. I send just mostly send...

  • Where are the old stories?

    Updated: 2009-12-23 21:11:35
    There are some old stories that I really loved like "I thought she was sweet and innocent" and now I can't find them. What happened?

  • looking for true love on a swinger site

    Updated: 2009-12-23 20:01:31
    anyone ever run across this before? I used to be part of a swinger's site and there would be people in there profile looking for a relationship or their "true love" on there. They would write this long description about this only to post pictures of their fun parts in the picture section. i'm...

  • Merry Christmas

    Updated: 2009-12-23 16:12:06
    To all my friends in the Joke Corner. What ever you may celebrate may it be joyous fun and Happy!!! my best to your and your family from cajun's family

  • loose

    Updated: 2009-12-23 05:28:43
    how many dicks do you think have been in here??

  • Avatar is Awsome.

    Updated: 2009-12-23 03:40:02
    *"Avatar" is a totally awesome must see movie. It's breathtaking. And like Star Wars One it's going to be an epic that you want to say you saw first run. This is a big screen movie folks. It will be OK on the small screen at home but you will never experience the true power which is in the 3-D...

  • Regifting.

    Updated: 2009-12-23 01:00:08
    It's been made fun of in movies and on T.V. shows and most of us have heard jokes about it. But, have you ever re-gifted a Christmas present? If so, why and what was it?

  • Hello!

    Updated: 2009-12-22 20:51:05
    Just wanted to say hey I'm a Newbe'

  • Drunken Beach Bash

    Updated: 2009-12-22 17:58:55
    A little story, dedicated to and inspired by someone on the site. I hope you all enjoy it! Page was wedged tightly between her boyfriend, Roger, and one of his pals in the back seat of the jeep. The seat was made for two smallish people; with her petite frame, Page qualified, but the boys were...

  • Ghetto Teen (Interracial)

    Updated: 2009-12-22 15:20:45
    Ghetto Teen A fantasy story by Kyng Kooba – Dec 09 1st edit Feedback/alterations/your own edits always welcome. Feel free to email me. The hobo had been hanging around the junction most of the day. Dubbed ‘Squeek’ by his friends he had been living off the streets most of his adult life,...

  • Taylor Swift--Our Song (sexual version)

    Updated: 2009-12-22 01:47:13
    I am not a big fan of Taylor Swift, and of course the lyrics below have nothing to do with her... I was riding shot gun with my bra undone In the front seat of his car He’s got a one-hand fell on cock The other on my crotch I look around, turn the radio down He says “baby is something...

  • Holiday Joke!!!

    Updated: 2009-12-21 13:13:04
    ok.. if you've heard this one before I'm sorry... but I just had to share it! What do you call a Sleigh full of Vibrators?....................... :Grin_anim: :icon185: :basint:

  • Hi from KTM

    Updated: 2009-12-21 06:20:06
    Hi from KTM, I am new to this forum but not new to stories. copymoon

  • 25 reasons i owe my mother for my education

    Updated: 2009-12-21 04:10:03
    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't...

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